Make a wish (only for the next person to corrupt it)

Just crush the person's wish above yours as well as post your own wish.

example~:

I'll start!

I wish pokemon really exist!

Granted, but they killed all the humans.

I wish I was immortal and could never be mortal again!

granted youre now a living skeleton

i wish i could fly

Granted. Though realise, you lost all your friends because you are scary

I wish i had more competition to stay the top poster around here >.>

Granted, now you'll never win! :D

I wish this wish will not be granted.

Granted

I wish I had 1 of each Pokemon in my PC box!

Granted, but they don't all fit!

I wish the chat was less empty right now.

Granted. Though i can be very annoying :3 (not seriously (often) )

I wish i could lay out in my bed with a laptop, so i can do nothing beside being here :3

Granted, but you can't leave your bed.

I wish I had something to eat.

Granted, but you have to eat a Magikarp.

I wish I was an admin!

Granted, but now nobody likes you. :V

I wish I was a little teapot.

Granted, but now you can't talk. >:U YOU'RE A TEAPOT

I wish my wish isn't Corrupted!

Granted, nothing happens! :D

I wish I was a colorful teapot.

Granted but i dropped you and you smashed

i wished my voice would break

granted but no one can understand it.

I wish for my own mansion!

Granted, but now you're bankrupt. >:3 (Out of money)

I wish I could eat a pink Unicorn! =D

Granted, but it's not a real unicorn.

I wish I was un-smashed. D:

Granted, but I Smashed you again. >:3

I wish this Wish was Granted and Corrupted!

Granted, but not corrupted. Paradoxical!

I wish I could resist the urge to make a corny joke here.

Granted, but that WAS a Corny Joke...

I wish Aliens were Real!~

Granted, but they take over the world.

I wish for more wishes.

Granted, but they've all been Corrupted

I wish that I be a Shiny Eevee!

Granted, but you have the worst moveset ever.

I wish the sun'd come up. :U

Granted, but only for a minute.

I wish I was a Staraptor with the best moveset ever.

Granted, But now you are the Most uglyst Staraptor ever, without any friends.

I wish Humanity didn't needed to sleep, unless they want to.